Thursday, May 18, 2006
How To Lose Weight?
The question was asked, "What would you give up to lose weight?"
I was expecting model answers like, "I would give up eating ice-cream." My answer would prolly be, "I would fuck more."
Nooo... That man said, "I would give up one year of my life."
A woman said, "I would give up my nose." Bad English. She actually meant losing her sense of smell.
A man texted the DJs that he would give up his spouse. Wtf!
Think those answers were bad?
In a survey whereby 4000 people took part, 50% said they would give up one year of their lives.
Another extreme group said they would give up 10 years of their lives!
Some said they would rather lose their limbs, or eye-sight, or their spouses.
The most ridiculous and it-makes-me-want-to-fuck-them answer was:
To accept children with disabilities.
Wtf!
You rather look good and have children with disabilities? You should go castrate yourself!
Simmer down, I should.
On a lighter note, here's a joke.
Just received an email asking who is interested in attending a Windows 97 Powerpoint course.
Why am I not surprised if I am wearing my Calvins on the outside tomorrow on the way to work?