Thursday, May 25, 2006
Wah, They Beri Smart Hor!
cyj, the SMU student-to-be, sent me this article. I was studying leh, then he come disturb me. Tomolo got IF test and I dunno wtf is it about. IF only I knew. But too bad lar... IF stands for International Finance. Sounds damn cheam, dunno wtf it is about.
Anyway, I beri nice guy lar, had to entertain cyj, so I go read lor. Wah, written by a char boh wor! Not bad leh. I always wanted to be a journalist lar, but my English cmi, so I ended up as a blogger lor. Not too bad lar. Now got over 2800 hits.
This Adeline char boh... her name sounds damn chio hor. You know hor, one of my ex gf also called Adeline leh. But she not Koh lar. Name chio, but I bet with you all ah, she in front flat one. Adeline. A decline. K lar, I admit lar, I not beri funny. What to do. I only poly graduate mah.
It's true lar, JC students very bright one. Get me the brightest kid, you prolly think of RJC. You think of scholarships, you think of JC students. What to do. They like to Juggle Cocks mah. Then hor, this article very crude leh. She said ah, JC students always have period leh. Got meh? I thought the girls nothing to do so go get pregnant. Bo tai ji, make tummy big lor. I know I got a few A Levels grads reading here, no offence to you lar. Don't be angry with me lar. I only poly grad.
What surprised me was that this Adeline is doing English Honours wor. Wah, no wonder leh. Her English very powerful. I read liao, I damn scared. But also damn shiok hor, read until I orgasm.
KNN. IF is calling me back. IF only I dun have to study. Wtf.
Signing off,
Lix
Your poly grad