Sunday, June 04, 2006
Before And After Photos
K0reans are cunn1ng people. Why so? They have the entire world to believe that they are beautiful people. Just look at their actresses with their snow-white flawless skin complexion.
Think 'Ah Chang' looked beautiful in the show?
She looked hotter in real person!
How unfair.
Not convinced? 'Ah Lie' is a plain Jane in the show. But see how she looks like in reality.
Look so much sweeter and demure. Just look at those eyes!
Also, suddenly even 'Lian Sheng' is transformed into this little angel.
Do all Korean girls look so pretty, you ask.
It's a conspiracy! K0reans want us to believe they all look like that, that they are the dark horses of Asia (it somehow contradicts, 'cus they are fair people. But nvm.) They want the entire Asia to benchmark against them.
But before you groan in despair, fret not. Old photos of celebrities have surfaced to make us feel better about ourselves. Suddenly, we realise how make-up or botox could enhance or redefine our features.
Take this guy for example. With thick eye brows, puppy eyes and floppy messy hair, girls go "Aww... so cute". Just like the same way I call my dog.
So from here we can conclude, to look good, we need to pay attention to our appearances. Girls to have long hair, maintain the eyebrows, the make-up, the clothes and most importantly, photoshop! Heh.
Girls generally spend more effort in their appearances, but can't say the same for guys. Was looking through Friendster for the past hour and I could only nominate 3 persons who look good. How sad.
Anyway, here goes....
Firstly, there's Daniel who maintains his eyebrows and he's always in search of good hairstylists. Would be better if he learns to dress up.
Then there's Jackson who is considerably a stylish dresser. But he ought to stop smoking, which is taking a toll on him.
And there's Benjamin. Love his hair! And he and his girlfriend look good together.
Back to the 'Before and After' photos...
To the 2 colleagues who said I look like Bae Yong Jin, open your eyes and take a second look. I don't see any resemblance. Look at how he looked like when he's much younger.
More like a dork.
It's not easy to be me k! I don't have any make-up or hair artist and I don't use photoshop. I'm so convinced I would look more charming as I age.
To be me, you have to be born cute.
And everybody says, "Aww...."
Have hair like my dog.
And yet look like a bloody goldfish at the same time.
Don't you just love 'Before and After' photos? Nights.